Q - Why can't I afford to buy this house?

A - Because it costs over $4,500 just to have the carpets cleaned.

 

 

 

Q - Is this REALLY what you look like?

A - yes...but......

 

 

 

Q - Can I really buy an investment house with no money down?

A - Yes!.....but....you need to have over 720 credit scores.....there are only a few lenders with a zero-down program for investors....many more if you put 5% down.

 

 

 

Q - If I buy just 1 investment property a year, after 10 years how much money will I have?

A - $5,000-$10,000 a month.....forever.
(can you say "financially independent"?)

 

 

 

Q - How do I start?

A - Either have over 680 FICO scores OR have $5,000+ to invest.

 

 

 

Q - What happened to 0-Down?

A - If you can't come up with at least 5% you shouldn't be investing.....ever heard of negative cash flow??

 

 

 

Q - Why are there mean people in the world?

A - They have lost their spiritual "connection".

 

 

 

Q - Why does Lenny say that lemons are not yellow....fire engines are not red....carrots are not orange??

A - Because they ONLY APPEAR to be that color! (that color of the spectrum bounces off the object to reach our eye so the object only APPEARS to be the color that bounces off...in reality the object IS EVERY color BUT the color that bounces off!)

 

 

 

Q - Why does everything always seem to go wrong?

A - Entropy.

  

 

 

Q - What is the opposite of Entropy?

A - Evolution

 

 

 

Q - Are you going to write more questions and answers Lenny?

A - Of course!